| Question: How likely are the Empty Pitchers to finish the 2024 softball season with a winning record? |
| Response |
|
Pct |
Votes |
| GUARANTEED - Like the chances that we will order a Chicken Rickin Pizza after a game this year.
|
|
25.0% |
2 |
| LIKELY - Like the probability that Caitlin Clark could swish a three in Madison Square Garden from the moon.
|
|
37.5% |
3 |
| EVEN MONEY - Like the odds that we will have a game snowed out at some point this season.
|
|
37.5% |
3 |
| UNLIKELY - Like the chances that the ship that caused the collapse of the Francis Scott Key Bridge was piloted by Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder and Andrea Bocelli.
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| IMPOSSIBLE - Like the odds that Lara Trump wins a Grammy award next year. |
|
0.0% |
0 |