| Question: How likely are the Empty Pitchers to finish the 2025 softball season with a winning record? |
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| Response |
|
Pct |
Votes |
| GUARANTEED - Like the odds that Jeanine Pirro is "three sheets to the wind" at all times.
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| LIKELY - Like the odds that Gene Hackman, Richard Chamberlain, George Foreman and Val Kilmer are currently filming one kick-ass David Lynch movie up in Heaven!
|
|
57.1% |
4 |
| EVEN MONEY - Like the odds that "torpedo bats" actually do anything to improve hitting.
|
|
42.9% |
3 |
| UNLIKELY - Like the odds that Paige Bueckers forgoes the WNBA to instead join the cast of "The White Lotus".
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| IMPOSSIBLE - [This option priced-out due to Trump tariffs.] |
|
0.0% |
0 |
