| Question: With the recent passing of Pope Francis, there was an opening at the top of the Catholic Church's hierarchy. Prior to Pope Leo XIV's election, who should have been the next pope? |
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| Response |
|
Pct |
Votes |
| Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa -- Yep, he's a real cardinal, that's his real name, and he sounds delicious!
|
|
50.0% |
4 |
| Timothee Chalamet -- Why not? He seems to be in everything else these days.
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| Jason Momoa -- The Church could really use a jacked pontiff to keep those pesky sinners in line!
|
|
12.5% |
1 |
| George Santos -- "What do you mean, NEXT pope? I've been the pope for years!"
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| David Ortiz -- Big Papi? Il Papa? It's all the same, right? |
|
37.5% |
3 |
