| Question: How likely are the Empty Pitchers to finish the 2026 softball season with a winning record? |
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| Response |
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Pct |
Votes |
| GUARANTEED - Like the odds that Shohei Ohtani declines my offer for him to forgo his $700 million Dodgers contract and instead play for the EPs (Hey, I offered to buy him all the Chickin Rickin pizza he could eat!).
|
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0.0% |
0 |
| LIKELY - Like the chances that Donald Trump will soon claim that he deserves to have won every Masters' Green Jacket, Stanley Cup, Cy Young, Golden Globe, Oscar, Emmy, Grammy, Tony, Obie and Dundie (even Pam's "Whitest Sneakers") award ever presented.
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|
25.0% |
1 |
| EVEN MONEY - Like the odds that ICE ships me off to Uganda for the "LIKELY" entry above.
|
|
75.0% |
3 |
| UNLIKELY - Like the chances that anyone is still following their New Year's resolutions.
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| IMPOSSIBLE - Like the odds that Punch the monkey wins American Idol. |
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0.0% |
0 |
