Question: Which 2026 Hollywood movie about the Empty Pitchers would you most want to see?
Response   Pct  Votes 
PROJECT HAIL MARY - Ron wakes up alone on the pitcher's mound. As his memory returns, he uncovers a mission to stop the Earth's sun from going down every evening and ending our softball games early.   14.3%
MICHAEL - Mike, known as the King of Pop-ups, drives a Thriller of a liner into the gap, but is held to a single when he insists on moonwalking around the bases. You know he's bad. He's bad. He's really, really bad.   71.4%
LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY - Nancy overcomes her recent surgery and rehab to mash softballs later this summer, helping the EPs win games and inspiring her son Justin. Oh, wait, sorry. I thought the title read, "The Mommy".   0.0%
THE DRAMA - Will the Dream Team lose their mush-ball bat? . . . Will Josh ever return to the EPs? . . . Are the Beaulieus, the Mellens or the Springs the best EP couple? . . . Will Tino ever guarantee his attendance at games? . . . Will Art and Bob come to blows over politics? . . . Where's Wayne?   14.3%
HOPPERS - The Fighting Plankton keep making solid contact against the EPs, but shortstop Caleb shows range and sparkling glovework to handle each and every ground ball with ease.   0.0%

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