| Question: What would be Donald Trump's most likely reaction to being told that the EPs won their game tonight? |
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| Response |
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Pct |
Votes |
| While sitting with a world leader: "The EPs? Meh, they're okay, I guess. But I'm better. I'm better at softball. I always win all of my softball games. I'm undefeated. In fact, I invented softball. It's true."
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28.6% |
2 |
| While being interviewed on Fox & Friends: "Did you know that there's a 'p' in the word 'empty'? And a 't' in the word 'pitchers'? A lot of people don't know that! In fact, I'm pretty sure that nobody knows that. You didn't know that. Only me. I'm very smart. I'm a very stable genius."
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0.0% |
0 |
| While yelling over a helicopter engine: "The Empty Pitchers? The ones that play in Wethersfield? On Thursdays? With that Tino guy? No. No, I've never heard of them."
|
|
42.9% |
3 |
| While speaking to reporters on Air Force One: "They have women on that team, don't they? Ugh, nasty women. I don't care for that. I like big men, strong men, muscular men, . . . they come up to me, tears in their eyes, and say, 'Sir, Mr. President, Sir, thank-you! You saved softball! Those liberals just want to play soccer, but you made softball great again!'"
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0.0% |
0 |
| None. He'd be asleep.
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28.6% |
2 |
