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#00 Joe Martin Midfield
"Panther" is back with the Cranx for his third season, having just completed his frehman year at WNEC via Cathedral High School, where he helped lead the Panthers to their first post-season in school history. Martin led CHS from the midfield position, as a potent scorer while dominating at face-off X. This All-Western Mass and three-time high school All-Leaguer saw action in 13 games for WNEC, winning 61% of his face-offs, while totaling 31 ground balls. Panther is now ready to establish himself as a key contributor with the Cranx, with his unselfish play, scoring ability, and hard-nosed defense. Martin's speed and endurance, coupled with his multi-sport athleticism, bolsters the already dangerous Westfield midfield.
Favorite book: To Kill A Mockingbird
Favorite movie: Remember the Titans
Favorite movie quote: "I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the snot out of you!" --Stepbrothers
Favorite pre-game music: DJ Truth
Favorite sports team: Florida Gators Football
Favorite sports figure: Tim Tebow
Favorite quote: "Big time players make big time plays in big time games"
Other highschool sports played: Football/Wrestling
Heroes: Tim Tebow
Celebrity Crush: Taylor Swift
Most like to meet: Bob Dylan
Turn-ons: My girlfriend
Turn-offs: High maintenance women
Deathly afraid of: Bees
Hobbies/pastimes: Going to the beach & sailing
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Play man-up
I'm the player most likely to: wear purple
My teammates consider me: a panther
Most memorable Cranx moment: Bard's motorcycle accident
Funniest Cranx moment: Robo trying to fight the E.L. goalie
My best pick-up line: "Hi, I'm Joe Martin"
Real men don't: wear women's lacrosse goggles as sunglasses
When I was ten, I wanted to be: a firefighter
The best part about being on the Cranx: The character (a.k.a. teammates)
My Cranx motto: "Win games"
#3 Matt Perry Attack
Matt has joined the Cranx this year after spending most of his nine year PVLL career with South Hadley. That bodes well for both Matt and Westfield, as Perry can now play on a championship contender, while Team Cranx gains a prolific scorer at attack. A three-time All-Western Mass selection out of Minnechaug High, Perry continued his career at Greensboro College where he continued his scoring prowess and garnered a myriad of achievements. He finished his college career as Greensboro's 3rd all-time leading scorer in goals & points, earned All-American and Academic All-American honors, and was the school's Male Athlete of the Year in 2006. The swift-footed dodger and point producer is equally adept at setting up a teammate as well as scoring himself. A dedicated and motivating presence between the lines, Matt also utilizes his skills on the sidelines as a coach for the Cathedral High School varsity team. .
Favorite book: Winning Every Day: The Game Plan For Success -Lou Holtz
Favorite movies: Miracle; Goodfellas; Top Gun; Slapshot
Favorite movie quote: "Again..." --Herb Brooks in Miracle
Favorite sports figure: Cam Neely, Bobby Orr
Favorite pre-game music: Tool followed by Kenny G
Other high school sports played: Hockey, Golf
Heroes: My Grandad
Celebrity Crush: Eva Mendez, Zoe Saldana
Most like to meet: The Dali Lama
Quotable quote: "Ahhh..der-der-der-der..." --Myself
Turn-ons: Girls; Rich Borsari
Turn-offs: Rich Borsari; Girls
Hobbies: Collect cigarette filters & beer caps
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Score G's
I'm the player most likely to: Score G's...get yelled at by Johnny Fun
My teammates consider me: Solid
Women find me: Dreamy (my eyes)
My best pick-up line: "Those are nice shoes, would you mind keeping them on later?"
I'd like a voodoo doll of: Alex Ovechkin
When I was ten, I wanted to be: a professional ping-pong player
I'm deathly afraid of: getting hit by a lacrosse ball
Fictional character most like me: Captain America
Worst vice: Romantic novels
TV marathon I could watch all day: NHL Classic Playoff Series
Who should just go away: Green Day
Real men don't: eat pizza with a fork and knife
You can judge a man by his: Ball handling skills
I lose my cool when: Someone cuts you off in traffic and doesn't give the "thank you" wave
Most memorable Cranx moment: Playing with my ol' coach, Johnny Fun
Funniest Cranx moment: Everyday
The best part about being on the Cranx: The love
Philosophy of life: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party!
My Cranx motto: Go big or go home
#5 Jeff Baillargeon Attack
As senior captain and team MVP for the Westfield Bombers in 1982, "Barge" was at the forefront of what would be considered the genesis of success for Westfield lacrosse. The All-Western Mass attackman led his team in scoring his junior and senior years, with the ability to set up his teammates equally as well as put the ball in the net himself. After his highschool career, Jeff played sparingly over the years, but resurfaced in 2007 and is now playing in his third season with the Cranx. Bringing his long history of experience not only as a player, but as a youth coach, Barge has become a welcomed addition to the team.
Favorite book: Last of the Mohicans
Favorite movie: Saving Private Ryan
Favorite movie quote: "I look good. Everyone, come see how good I look." -Ron Burgandy, Anchorman
Favorite sports team: Boston Red Sox
Favorite pre-game music: Drowning Pool
Other highschool sports played: Football
Hero: My father, Don
Favorite quote: "People sleep peacably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." -George Orwell
Most like to meet: President Bush
Turn-ons: My wife
Turn-offs: Liberals
Hobbies/Pastimes: Kayaking, mountain biking
Fictional character most like me: Jason Bourne
When I was ten I wanted to be: a soldier
Real men don't: vote Democrat
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: At my age, I'm just happy to be on it
Most memorable Cranx moment: Getting laid out by a Somers defenseman last year
Funniest Cranx moment: Getting laid out by a Somers defenseman last year
I'm the player most likely to: have a heart attack on the field
My teammates consider me: older than Funaro
The best part about being on the Cranx is: playing lacrosse
My Cranx motto: Play with pain
#7 Rich Borsari Defense
This 6th year player was a welcomed addition to the Cranx defensive unit after honing his skills his first year at the University of Hartford. A rarity for Cranx players, Borsari was recruited from his hometown of WestSide, where he earned All-Western Mass honors, team MVP, and played on several All-Star teams as a senior for the Terriers in 2003. Having graduated All-Conference at Hartford his senior season of '08, the fast and fearless wrap-checker brings his now veteran status and athleticism into an already experienced defensive squad. Known for his take-away prowess and offensive transition game, Borsari has been an important ingredient to not only the defensive game of the franchise, but also its transition offense game as well. Rich also gives back to the community as a youth hockey and lacrosse coach.
Favorite book: Green Eggs and Ham
Favorite movie: Grandma's Boy
Favorite movie quote: "The worst thing in life is wasted talent." -Robert Deniro in A Bronx Tale
Favorite sports team: Boston Red Sox
Favorite sports figure: Larry Bird
Favorite pre-game music: Killswitch Engage, Five Finger Death Punch
Other HS sports played: X-Country, hockey, golf
Quotable quote: "Life's gardens...dig it!" -Joe Dirt
Heroes: Burque and Funaro
Celebrity Crush: Jessica Alba, Marisa Miller, Kate Mara
Most like to meet: Jesus
Turn-ons: Attractive Women
Turn-offs: Unattractive women
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Own people
Funniest Cranx memory: Johnny's temper tantrum
Most memorable Cranx moment: It's all a blur, but I'm sure it took place at The Westwood or The Still
I'm the player most likely to: strip you on the field, then take your girlfriend out after the game.
My teammates consider me: wierd, but somehow attractive
Women find me: wierd, but somehow attractive
The best part about being on the Cranx is: chicks dig the uni's
I'd like a voodoo doll of: George W. Bush
When I was ten, I wanted to be: an NHL player
Something most people don't know about me: I'm sensitive
My Cranx motto: "Life's too short, party naked"
Quotable quote: "Life's gardens...dig it!" -Joe Dirt
Heroes: Burque and Funaro
Celebrity Crush: Jessica Alba, Marisa Miller, Kate Mara
Most like to meet: Jesus
Turn-ons: Attractive Women
Turn-offs: Unattractive women
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Own people
Funniest Cranx memory: Johnny's temper tantrum
Most memorable Cranx moment: It's all a blur, but I'm sure it took place at The Westwood or The Still
I'm the player most likely to: strip you on the field, then take your girlfriend out after the game.
My teammates consider me: wierd, but somehow attractive
Women find me: wierd, but somehow attractive
The best part about being on the Cranx is: chicks dig the uni's
I'd like a voodoo doll of: George W. Bush
When I was ten, I wanted to be: an NHL player
Something most people don't know about me: I'm sensitive
My Cranx motto: "Life's too short, party naked"
#9 John Funaro Attack
One of the original "Founding Fathers" of the Westfield Cranx, "Johnny-Fun" is playing in his 26th season. After missing much of the '07 season due to a knee injury, and subsequent surgery, the attackman returned to his leadership and feeding role in '08 and '09. Following an All-Western Mass career as a Bomber, Johnny continued his career at Westfield State College, where he became a three-year starter, a senior captain, and earned All-New England honors his senior season in 1987. The PVLL veteran and Cranx captain has led the team in scoring a multitude of seasons, and has earned several All-League awards over the history of the franchise, including leading the league in scoring twice. Funaro has also coached lacrosse at the high school level for eleven years, with stops at West Springfield, Minnechaug, and Agawam.
One of the original "Founding Fathers" of the Westfield Cranx, "Johnny-Fun" is playing in his 26th season. After missing much of the '07 season due to a knee injury, and subsequent surgery, the attackman returned to his leadership and feeding role in '08 and '09. Following an All-Western Mass career as a Bomber, Johnny continued his career at Westfield State College, where he became a three-year starter, a senior captain, and earned All-New England honors his senior season in 1987. The PVLL veteran and Cranx captain has led the team in scoring a multitude of seasons, and has earned several All-League awards over the history of the franchise, including leading the league in scoring twice. Funaro has also coached lacrosse at the high school level for eleven years, with stops at West Springfield, Minnechaug, and Agawam.
Favorite book: The Imitation by Thomas A Kempis
Favorite movie: Rocky; It's A Wonderful Life
Favorite movie quote: "Ya' know,...gaps. She's got gaps, I got gaps, together we fill gaps." -Rocky
Favorite sports figure: Bob Knight
Favorite pre-game music: Bruce Springsteen
Other high school sports played/coached: Basketball
Heroes: Bob Knight, Mike Flynn, Bob Hurley Sr.
Celebrity Crush: Heather Locklear
Most like to meet: Bruce Springsteen
Quotable quote: "I don't like people very well, because most of them lack intestinal fortitude or they lack integrity." -Coach Knight
Turn-ons: Manners, intelligent debate, integrity
Turn-offs: Fox News Channel, egocentricity, uninformed opinions, high maintenance women
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Make a perfect assist
I'm the player most likely to: yell at a teammate.
My teammates consider me: old.
Women consider me: No they don't.
I'd like a voodoo doll of: Rush Limbaugh
When I was ten, I wanted to be: Mark Fidrych
Fictional character most like me: Coach Norman Dale (Gene Hackman in Hoosiers)
Someone who just needs to go away: Sarah Palin
TV marathon I could watch all day: The White Shadow
Something most people don't know about me: I'm a political news junkie
Real men don't: wear earrings
Most memorable Cranx moment: The days playing with Chief, Flynner, and C.J.
Funniest Cranx moment: Flynner bringing Kalisha to a game in a cab.
The best part about being on the Cranx: The brotherhood
My Cranx motto: "Don't bury me, I ain't dead yet."
#10 Mike Burque Defense
"Burkee" is playing in his 14th season on the Cranx, after a two-time All-Western Mass career as a Westfield Bomber captain. The 1995 WHS graduate next joined the Cranx, soon became defensive captain, and has also been honored as an All-League player at both the LSM and close-D positions. The highly cerebral player is the quarterback of the defense, maximizing his talent and knowledge of the game in propelling the entire defensive unit into one of the best and most feared in the league. Excelling at footwork and team defense, Mike also is a huge component to the offensive transition game, always totalling several assists a season, as well as several concussions throughout his career. The Cranx veteran has also had gigs as Westfield youth and WHS coach.
Favorite book: The Warrior Elite
Favorite movie: Black Hawk Down ; Miracle
Favorite movie quote: "Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence. -Wil Ferrell (Talladega Nights)
Favorite sports team: Army Football
Favorite sports figure: Pat Tillman
Favorite pre-game music: Foo Fighters, The Killers
Other highschool sports played: Football
Hero: Grandfather, Pat Tillman
Celebrity crush: Meghan Fox
Most like to meet: Toby Keith
Turn-ons: Hot bartenders, girls who don't run away from me, soccer players
Turn-offs: Girls who can run away from me
Hobbies: COD2, sleeping
Favorite quote: "My god,...I am drinking a Bud Lite, listening to country music, and watching NASCAR. What the hell happened to me?" -myself at The Still
Most memorable Cranx moment: Running over Johnny's helmet with my car
Funniest Cranx moment: Spags giving Johnny the middle finger during a game; Wil Pierce puking on ref Joe Nassar's shoes.
I'm the player most likely to: encourage Borsari's drinking problem.
My teammates consider me: I really don't care what they think
Women find me: outside their window peeking in
My best pick-up line: "You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?"
I'm deathly afraid of: Robo trying to sell me equipment
I'd like a voodoo doll of: John Funaro
What most people don't know about me: I help develop every Clue, Monopoly, Sorry, and Life boardgame made in the world
Fictional character most like me: Papa Smurf
Real men don't: drive Sebring convertibles
When I was ten I wanted to be: a Navy Pilot
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Make a save for Hoffman; Tell Panther to shut up
Philosophy of life: Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless
The best part about being on the Cranx: The inexpensive team dues
My Cranx motto: "I hate you, Jack Reid"
"Burkee" is playing in his 14th season on the Cranx, after a two-time All-Western Mass career as a Westfield Bomber captain. The 1995 WHS graduate next joined the Cranx, soon became defensive captain, and has also been honored as an All-League player at both the LSM and close-D positions. The highly cerebral player is the quarterback of the defense, maximizing his talent and knowledge of the game in propelling the entire defensive unit into one of the best and most feared in the league. Excelling at footwork and team defense, Mike also is a huge component to the offensive transition game, always totalling several assists a season, as well as several concussions throughout his career. The Cranx veteran has also had gigs as Westfield youth and WHS coach.
Favorite book: The Warrior Elite
Favorite movie: Black Hawk Down ; Miracle
Favorite movie quote: "Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence. -Wil Ferrell (Talladega Nights)
Favorite sports team: Army Football
Favorite sports figure: Pat Tillman
Favorite pre-game music: Foo Fighters, The Killers
Other highschool sports played: Football
Hero: Grandfather, Pat Tillman
Celebrity crush: Meghan Fox
Most like to meet: Toby Keith
Turn-ons: Hot bartenders, girls who don't run away from me, soccer players
Turn-offs: Girls who can run away from me
Hobbies: COD2, sleeping
Favorite quote: "My god,...I am drinking a Bud Lite, listening to country music, and watching NASCAR. What the hell happened to me?" -myself at The Still
Most memorable Cranx moment: Running over Johnny's helmet with my car
Funniest Cranx moment: Spags giving Johnny the middle finger during a game; Wil Pierce puking on ref Joe Nassar's shoes.
I'm the player most likely to: encourage Borsari's drinking problem.
My teammates consider me: I really don't care what they think
Women find me: outside their window peeking in
My best pick-up line: "You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?"
I'm deathly afraid of: Robo trying to sell me equipment
I'd like a voodoo doll of: John Funaro
What most people don't know about me: I help develop every Clue, Monopoly, Sorry, and Life boardgame made in the world
Fictional character most like me: Papa Smurf
Real men don't: drive Sebring convertibles
When I was ten I wanted to be: a Navy Pilot
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Make a save for Hoffman; Tell Panther to shut up
Philosophy of life: Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless
The best part about being on the Cranx: The inexpensive team dues
My Cranx motto: "I hate you, Jack Reid"
#14 Anthony Dimaio Midfield
This 5th year laxman was recruited away from his hometown team of Agawam following his freshman year playing at Mt. Ida College, where he was named Most Improved Player in 2005 as well as leading the team in scoring. As a 3-year varsity attackman at Agawam High School, the swift-footed playmaker helped lead the team to post season play twice, while always drawing the opposition's best defenseman, often leaving him in the dust. As a member of the Cranx, Dimaio's speed and endurance has allowed him to move to the midfielder spot, where his extra talents as a defender and clearer best suit the team's needs for maximum production. With his solid all-around play, work ethic, and unselfish play, Dimaio is expected to bolster a solid midfield geared toward stopping opponents as well as putting points on the board.
Favorite book: The Teammates
Favorite movie: Anchorman; Dazed and Confused
Favorite movie quote: "I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius" -Zoolander
Favorite sports team: Red Sox
Favorite sports figure: Manny Ramirez
Other high school sports played: Hockey
Favorite quote: "The best thing about highschool girls, I get older, they stay the same age." -Wooderson (Dazed and Confused)
Heroes: Shooter McGavin, George Washington
Celebrity Crush: Scarlett Johansen
Most like to meet: Corey Matthews
Turn-ons: Nicely figured woman
Turn-offs: Fat chicks
Hobbies: Weightlifting, listening to "Glory Days", Boston sports teams
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Not suck, beat my man and make a good pass
I'm the player most likely to: throw the ball away
Women find me: man-pretty
Funniest Cranx moment: Johnny buying me and Panther an O'Douls at the Westwood
Most memorable Cranx moment: Beating Glastonbury
Best thing about being a Crank: The Cranx discount at Stixx-N-Stones
My Cranx motto: Play hard, and when in doubt, give the ball to Cherry
Philosophy of life: "You just gotta' keep livin man...L-I-V-I-N"
#16 Chris Roberts Midfield
The name "Robo" has been synonymous with Cranx Lacrosse for about as long as the franchise. The multi-skilled 24th year veteran has played every position in his career, including defense, attack, LSM, and midfield. He also has earned several All-League honors, both as a defensive and offensive player. At WHS, the three-time All Western-Mass defenseman captained the Bombers in 1991, and then went on to captain and star at Mt. Ida College. Now, as Cranx captain, player, and coach, Robo has not only starred in his multiple roles, but has brought and kept the team at a competitive level second to none in the league. His dedication and love for the sport extends off the field as well. Chris owns and manages Stixx-N-Stones, a lacrosse equipment and apparel store in East Longmeadow.
Favorite book: The Hobbit
Favorite movie: Braveheart
Favorite movie quote: "Did I say two fingers? Make it three!" -Road Trip
Favorite pre-game music: Metal
Favorite sports team: Patriots
Favorite sports figure: Troy Brown
Other high school sports played: Football
Heroes: Armed service men and women
Celebrity crush: Rosanne
Most like to meet: Tom Brady
Turn-ons: My wife
Turn-offs: Anyone who is not my wife
Hobbies: My kids, skiing, working out to maintain my perfect body!
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Create a fastbreak
Most memorable Cranx moment: Parties at Richie's SC frat house, not that I remember much!!!
Funniest Cranx Moments: Ant's OT goal vs. Noho (he's the only one who noticed); Burque's 3rd, 4th, and 5th concussion
I'm the player most likely to: expect Spags to bring beer
My teammates consider me: a much better player than Funaro.
Women find me: irresistable when standing next to Johnny Fun.
The best part about being on the Cranx: My teammates and the zany things they do
My Cranx motto: Cranx are teammates, not just players on a team!
The name "Robo" has been synonymous with Cranx Lacrosse for about as long as the franchise. The multi-skilled 24th year veteran has played every position in his career, including defense, attack, LSM, and midfield. He also has earned several All-League honors, both as a defensive and offensive player. At WHS, the three-time All Western-Mass defenseman captained the Bombers in 1991, and then went on to captain and star at Mt. Ida College. Now, as Cranx captain, player, and coach, Robo has not only starred in his multiple roles, but has brought and kept the team at a competitive level second to none in the league. His dedication and love for the sport extends off the field as well. Chris owns and manages Stixx-N-Stones, a lacrosse equipment and apparel store in East Longmeadow.
Favorite book: The Hobbit
Favorite movie: Braveheart
Favorite movie quote: "Did I say two fingers? Make it three!" -Road Trip
Favorite pre-game music: Metal
Favorite sports team: Patriots
Favorite sports figure: Troy Brown
Other high school sports played: Football
Heroes: Armed service men and women
Celebrity crush: Rosanne
Most like to meet: Tom Brady
Turn-ons: My wife
Turn-offs: Anyone who is not my wife
Hobbies: My kids, skiing, working out to maintain my perfect body!
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Create a fastbreak
Most memorable Cranx moment: Parties at Richie's SC frat house, not that I remember much!!!
Funniest Cranx Moments: Ant's OT goal vs. Noho (he's the only one who noticed); Burque's 3rd, 4th, and 5th concussion
I'm the player most likely to: expect Spags to bring beer
My teammates consider me: a much better player than Funaro.
Women find me: irresistable when standing next to Johnny Fun.
The best part about being on the Cranx: My teammates and the zany things they do
My Cranx motto: Cranx are teammates, not just players on a team!
#18 Drew Shea Midfield
"Titan" came to the Cranx after graduating from Wilbraham Monson Academy, where he captained the team his junior and senior years and was honored with the Coach's Award in 2007. He now rejoins the team after a successful freshman year at Castleton State College, where he was the team's top face off man, helping the Spartans to an undefeated North Atlantic Conference record of 8-0 and a trip to the ECAC tournament. Shea brings to the team a much needed brand of player: fast, tough, and skilled, with the passion and work ethic to improve.
Favorite book: The Things They Carried
Favorite movie: Office Space
Favorite sports team: Boston Celtics
Favorite pre-game music: Rage Against the Machine
Other high school sports played: Wrestling, soccer, football
Celebrity Crush: Hayden Panettiere
Hero: My dad
Hobby: Video games
Turn-ons: My girlfriend
Turn-offs: Smokers; high-maintenance girls
Women find me: funny and reliable
My best pick-up line: "Hey, do you have a band-aid?? I just cut my knee open falling for you."
Something most people don't know about me: I'm claustrophobic
I'm deathly afraid of: being in very small places where I can't move normally
I'd like a voodoo doll of: The refs from the Franklin County game
Real men don't: play baseball
When I was ten I wanted to be: a cop
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Face-off and dish assists
I'm the player most likely to: Be fired up all the time
The best part about being on the Cranx: The guys
#20 Andy Liptak Midfield
A welcomed addition to the Cranx franchise, Andy led the 2008 Westfield High team to a 16-5 record in '08 and to the Wmass semifinals. The 2008 Bomber team captain, team MVP, and two-time All-Western Mass midfielder brought to the Cranx a much needed combination of speed, athleticism, and scoring ability his rookie year in '08 and continued his impact in '09. He went on to contribute immediately as a freshman at Clarkson University (N.Y.), helping the Liberty League runner-up to a 10-5 record, and then transferred to RPI for the 2010 campaign, playing a key role in their success. As adept at playing defense and snatching up ground balls as he is a scoring threat, this third year player is expected to continue to produce at all phases of play. A capable dodger, passer, and shooter, Liptak regularly shows consistent signs of improvement in both the physical and cerebral aspects of the game.
Favorite book: The Bean Trees
Favorite movie: Saving Private Ryan
Favorite movie quote: "If you're not first, you're last"
Favorite sports team: Umass Minuteman
Favorite sports figure: Paul Pierce
Favorite pre-game music: In Flames
Other highschool sports played: Soccer
Hero: Lance Armstrong
Celebrity Crush: Jessica Simpson
Most like to meet: Michael Andretti
Favorite quote: "It's worth the rush." -Mr. James Mills
Hobby: Snowmobiling
Turn-ons: Lacrosse
Turn-offs: Mean people
My teammates consider me: friendly
Women find me: nice
My best pick-up line: "When you're done with that drink, can I buy you a few more?"
I'm deathly afraid of: snakes
Real men don't: take any competition lightly
When I was ten I wanted to be: a worker at Toy Works
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Score on the run
I'm the player most likely to: be upset if I don't play my hardest
Philosophy of life: Don't have regrets
The best part about being on the Cranx: It's wicked fun
My Cranx motto: "1,2,3...Cranx"
#21 Justin Bard Midfield
As a Westfield High Bomber, there was nothing this player did not accomplish. A three-time All-Western Mass attackman, midfielder, and face-off specialist, this laxstar won his team's MVP award three times, ended his career as the school's all-time leading scorer, and was named All-American his senior year. The quick and multi-skilled offensive talent is a dangerous scorer, with the knack not only to create shots for himself, but draws enough attention from defenders that he's become equally adept at setting up his teammates to score. The 5th year Crank and 2006 Bomber graduate was sorely missed for much of the 2008 season due to military obligations. For '09, Bard again will only be in town to play in a few games, but once again the Cranx offense with be vastly more dangerous when he does appear between the sidelines.
Favorite book: The Bleachers
Favorite movie: Knocked Up
Favorite movie quote: "I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."
Favorite pre-game music: AC/DC
Favorite sports figure: Emmitt Smith
Favorite sports team: Dallas Cowboys
Other high school sports played: Football
Favorite quote: "I'm the best, I just haven't played yet." -Muhammad Ali
Hero: My Dad
Celebrity Crush: Jessica Alba
Most like to meet: Adam Sandler; Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
Turn-ons: Beautiful women
Turn-offs: Hairy women, stuck-up women
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Put the ball in the net
I'm the player most likely to: Show off
My teammates consider me: Loyal
Women find me: Sexy
My best pick-up line: "I've got some skittles in my mouth...wanna taste the rainbow?" ; "Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"
The best part about being a Crank: The cool uniform
Philosophy of life: "Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing." -Henry Sanders
#22 Tim Boersig Attack
This rookie comes to the Cranx after leading the 15-3 Westfield High School Bombers from the attack position. Having only completed his junior year, the 6'2" multi-faceted offenseman is equally adept at putting the ball in the net as he is setting up a score for a teammate. The multi-sport talent also currently utilizes his exceptional skill on the ice with the Bomber hockey team. With Tim's athleticism and unlimited potential, his addition to the Cranx should make the attack position one that should be in great shape for years to come.
Favorite book: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
Favorite movie: Never Back Down
Favorite movie quote: "Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. She takes one look at me and goes 'Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf'" -Step Brothers
Favorite sports team: Boston Bruins
Favorite sports figure: Lance Armstrong
Other high school sport played: Hockey
Favorite quote: "I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle-victorious." -Vince Lombardi
Favorite pre-game music: Dave Matthews
Celebrity crush: Jessica Alba
Most like to meet: Sydney Crosby
Heroes: My parents
Turn-ons: Wholesome girls
Turn-offs: Hairy arms
Hobbies: Biking
I'm the player most likely to: Be on the ground
My teammates consider me: The Monkey
Women find me: Tall
My best pick-up line: "Hey, I play for the Cranx"
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Make the goalie look silly
Fictional character most like me: Curious George I'm told
When I was ten I wanted to be: A pilot
I'm deathly afraid of: Sharks
I'd like a voodoo doll of: JT
Real men don't: Play baseball
Philosophy of life: Live each day as if it's your last
The best part about playing on the Cranx: Saying you play for the Cranx
#24 Geoff Moore Defense
This 10th year veteran has become the backbone of the Cranx defensive unit, joining the franchise after a standout career as a Bomber and at Quinnipiac University, helping put QU on the map toward becoming the highly respected program it is today. Geoff played on the Baystate Games during his All-Western Mass scholastic career while captaining the Bombers through 1994. After graduating from QU in 1998, Geoff was a welcomed addition to the Cranx, quickly asserting himself as a prime-time player within the team's already renowned defense. Known for his adept footwork and high lacrosse IQ, Geoff is regarded as the stablizing force behind the success of the defensive unit, always sound in fundamental play and always there to help and bail out a teammate, while rarely getting beat himself. Moore has also expanded his lacrosse knowledge to share with the local youth, having coached in both Westfield and Agawam.
Favorite book: The Davinci Code
Favorite movie: Black Hawk Down
Favorite sports team: New England Patriots
Favorite sports figure: Tom Brady
Favorite quote: "I am easily satisfied with the very best" --Winston Churchill
Other high school sports played: Football
Hero: General George Patton
Celebrity crush: Nicole Kidman
Most like to meet: Tom Brady
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Check
The best part about being a Crank: The X
My Cranx motto: "Team"
Favorite book: The Davinci Code
Favorite movie: Black Hawk Down
Favorite sports team: New England Patriots
Favorite sports figure: Tom Brady
Favorite quote: "I am easily satisfied with the very best" --Winston Churchill
Other high school sports played: Football
Hero: General George Patton
Celebrity crush: Nicole Kidman
Most like to meet: Tom Brady
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Check
The best part about being a Crank: The X
My Cranx motto: "Team"
#25 Ansel Garvey Defense
Ansel is back for his fourth season - bigger, faster, and stronger. The 6'2" 205 pound athletic adonis is slated to be the team's primary longstick midfielder, which isn't good news for opposing midfielders. After three years at Springfield College following a two-time All Western Mass career as a Bomber, Ansel has become equally adept at all things LSM: stripping, scooping, and initiating fastbreaks. As an established mainstay last season, Garvey quickly became relied upon to thwart any top scoring midfielder that came his way. The combination of speed and strength with which this player brings to the field is a key ingredient in the Cranx defensive and transition game.
Favorite book: Friday Night Lights
Favorite movie: Dumb and Dumber
Favorite movie quote: "Big Gulps, huh? Alright...well, see you later." (Dumb and Dumber)
Favorite pre-game music: Smile Empty Soul
Favorite sports team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Favorite sports figure: John Lynch
Other high school sports played: Football
Celebrity Crush: Jessica Biel
Most like to meet: John Lynch
Turn-ons: Brunettes, sports chicks
Turn-offs: Prissy and annoying chicks
Favorite quote: "In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to speak to God." - Irishman from Braveheart
When I was ten I wanted to be: I figured if I never set a goal it would broaden my horizon...and I wouldn't be pissed when I brutally failed.
Fictional character most like me: Thing from Fantastic Four (he's big & orange)
What most people don't know about me: I work as an intern for Glaceau Vitamin Water
Real men don't: quit
I'd like a voodoo doll of: The biggest loudmouth on the opposing team
I'm deathly afraid of: Drowning
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: As an LSM, obviously, scoring goals
I'm the player most likely to: break out for the goalie after a save
My teammates consider me: a solid addition to the team
Women find me: a charmer with a sense of humor
The best part about being a Crank: Great competition for summer
Most memorable Cranx moment: The Mad Cow of Somers
Funniest Cranx moment: The Mad Cow of somers
#30 Bryan Duggan Defense
A welcomed addition to the defensive unit this season, Bryan joins the Cranx after moving close to western mass and after a stellar high school and college career. Bryan starred at Danvers (MA) High School where he was an All-NEC defenseman and North Shore All-Star in 2002. He took his skills to Division III powerhouse Bowdoin, where he continued to rack up the hardware his senior year of 2006: NESCAC 1st team All-Conference, D3 All-New England 1st team, D3 All-American & Academic All-American. The former multi-sport star and bruising presence brings his athletic and cerebral play to an already potent Cranx defense, making the unit arguably the best in the league.
Favorite book: Angels & Demons
Favorite movie: Boondock Saints; Miracle
Favorite movie quote: "In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forever talking to God" --Braveheart
Favorite sports figure: My younger sister: 2010 Vancouver Olympic Silver Medalist-Women's Hockey
Favorite pre-game music: Great Big Sea
Other high school sports played: Hockey, Football, Baseball
Heroes: My parents
Celebrity Crush: Carrie Underwood
Most like to meet: Michael Collins
Quotable quote: "Who paid for that floor? Not me, no way. I never pay for no floor ever again...
Not once, not ever...nope!" -Lizard (Drinking Out of Cups)
Turn-ons: Long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, fireside cuddling...and everything about my girlfriend
Turn-offs: Dishonesty and intentional deceit
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Slash
I'm the player most likely to: Get a penalty for slashing, and laugh about it
My teammates consider me: A vision of Stoic determination
Women find me: incredibly multi-dimensional
My best pick-up line: "Hi, I'm Bryan Duggan"
I'd like a voodoo doll of: All opposing attackmen, the day before I play them
When I was ten, I wanted to be: In the NHL
Fictional character most like me: Robert Parr
Worst vice: Vodka & Tonics
TV marathon I could watch all day: Family Guy
Something most don't know about me: I could sell ketchup popsicles to a woman in white gloves
Real men don't: let other men root for the Yankees
I lose my cool when: you cross me
Most memorable Cranx moment: Finishing my first practice, walking to the parking lot for beverages, and finding juice boxes in the cooler instead of beers
Funniest Cranx moment: Cpt. John ripping off lines to "Drinking out of Cups" and me being the only one who knew what he was talking about
The best part about being on the Cranx: The 25% discount at Stixx-N-Stones, the juice boxes, and Cpt. John's untimely swearing fits around 5 yr-olds
Philosophy of life: Life's a garden, you gotta dig it, you gotta make it grow
My Cranx motto: Grip It and Rip It
#31 Nick Allegretti Defense
This 2008 rookie defenseman brought to the Cranx not only a plethora of defensive skill and stickwork ability, but a loaded resume filled with lacrosse accomplishments and awards. Nick played his high school ball at Penfield High School (NY) where he captained his team and was named All-County all four years, twice named Empire State Player of the Year, and earned All-American honors his senior year of 2000. From there, Allegretti took his talents to NE-10 power Bryant College, where the captain continued his successful career and his collection of hardware: Four-time All NE-10, Four-time All-New England, Two-time New England Player of the Year, and Four-time USILA Div. II All-American. He also became a graduate assistant coach for the Bulldogs. The defensive specialist and take-away artist has given the Cranx the new athletic blood it needs at the position, and expectations of his dominant play quickly became well established. His third season in 2010 expects to be much more of that same dominance.
Favorite book: Paradise Lost
Favorite movie: The Last Samurai
Favorite movie quote: "No regrets, that's my motto. Well...that and everyone Wang Chung tonight."
Favorite sports team: Chicago Bears
Favorite sports figure: Walter Payton
Favorite pre-game music: Wu-Tang
Other highschool sports played: Basketball
Hero: My mom
Celebrity Crush: Jessica Biel
Most like to meet: Jon Favreau & Vince Vaughn
Something most people don't know about me: Before I transferred to Bryant, I was recruited to play at Johns Hopkins University
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Detox the attackman
Real men don't: wear banana hammocks
When I was ten I wanted to be: a cop
Philosophy of life: Live it to the fullest
The best part about being on the Cranx: Being part of a team again
#32 Matt Hoffman Goal
Playing in his 11th year on the Cranx, "Hoff" has arguably become the league's best goalkeeper for several seasons now. After a stellar WHS career which included All-Western Mass honors, the 2001 Coach's Award winner took his captainship to Assumption College, where he single-handedly brought the program from the basement dweller of the Northeast 10 to a league contender. The three year captain and three time team MVP also earned all Northeast 10 honors his junior and senior years. Counting former Crank goalies Rich Harrigan and Wil Pierce as two of his heroes, Matt has continued the tradition of Westfield as a goalie producing powerhouse. With three PVLL All League awards already, it is no wonder the Cranx success largely is dependent upon the talents of the Westfield goalkeeper.
Favorite book: Where's Waldo?
Favorite Movie: Saving Private Ryan
Playing in his 11th year on the Cranx, "Hoff" has arguably become the league's best goalkeeper for several seasons now. After a stellar WHS career which included All-Western Mass honors, the 2001 Coach's Award winner took his captainship to Assumption College, where he single-handedly brought the program from the basement dweller of the Northeast 10 to a league contender. The three year captain and three time team MVP also earned all Northeast 10 honors his junior and senior years. Counting former Crank goalies Rich Harrigan and Wil Pierce as two of his heroes, Matt has continued the tradition of Westfield as a goalie producing powerhouse. With three PVLL All League awards already, it is no wonder the Cranx success largely is dependent upon the talents of the Westfield goalkeeper.
Favorite book: Where's Waldo?
Favorite Movie: Saving Private Ryan
Favorite movie quote: "Women: can't live with 'em, and they can't pee standing up."
Favorite pre-game music: Jock Jams Vol.II
Favorite sports team: Pittsburgh Steelers
Favorite sports figure: Hines Ward
Other HS sports played: Wrestling, Football
Hero: Will Pierce
Celebrity Crush: Jessica Biel
Turn-ons: Hat tricks, decorative tassles
Turn-offs: B.O., Red Sox, Patriots
Favorite sports team: Pittsburgh Steelers
Favorite sports figure: Hines Ward
Other HS sports played: Wrestling, Football
Hero: Will Pierce
Celebrity Crush: Jessica Biel
Turn-ons: Hat tricks, decorative tassles
Turn-offs: B.O., Red Sox, Patriots
Hobbies: Beer
Most like to meet: Jerome Bettis
My best pick-up line: "Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you."
My best pick-up line: "Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you."
I'd like a voodoo doll of: Bill Belichick
I'm deathly afraid of: West Nile
Real men don't: listen to Pat Benatar
Fictional character most like you: Harry Potter
I'm the player most likely to: Score a hat trick
My teammates consider me: friendly
Women find me: Simply Irresistable (set to music)
My favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Score hat tricks; spin moves
Funniest Crank moment: Ant's GW goal vs. Noho
Cranx motto: "It's not over until Robo gets his money."
My teammates consider me: friendly
Women find me: Simply Irresistable (set to music)
My favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Score hat tricks; spin moves
Funniest Crank moment: Ant's GW goal vs. Noho
Most memorable Cranx moment: Alumni games
The best part about being a Crank: The sweet dudsCranx motto: "It's not over until Robo gets his money."
Philosophy of life: Drive fast, stay to the left, take chances
#44 Tim Gaylord Midfield
This rookie starred for the Westfield High Bombers during his high school career from 2005-09. The two-year captain midfielder was a three-time All-Western Mass selection, and team MVP his senior season. He ended his career as the Bombers second all-time leading scorer in school history. He joins the Cranx, bolstering the midfield position with his size, speed, and physical play, which he will continue for the University of Virginia D1 club program in the fall. Tim's quickness and athleticism should further deepen the Cranx midfield position, both on the offensive end and in the clearing game.
Favorite book: The Far Side
Favorite movie: Heavyweights
Favorite movie quote: "Attention campers: Lunch has just been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it. --Tony Perkis
Favorite sports figure: John Lynch
Favorite pre-game music: Shinedown
Other high school sports played: Football
Heroes: Dad; older brother Matt
Celebrity Crush: Megan Fox
Most like to meet: Megan Fox
Quotable quote: "I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the inconvenience."-- Mitch Hedburg
Turn-ons: Blondes, great smile
Turn-ons: Blondes, great smile
Turn-offs: Snaggle teeth
Favorite thing to do on the lacrosse field: Snipe top corner
I'm the player most likely to: Make sound effects while playing
My teammates consider me: A youngin
Women find me: Yes they do
My best pick-up line: "Hi, I don't know if you know this...but I'm kind of a big deal. My apartment smells of rich mahogany and I have many leather-bound books."
I'd like a voodoo doll of: The woman from the Progressive commercials
When I was ten, I wanted to be: A contestant on GUTS
Fictional character most like me: Johnny Quest
Worst vice: I don't get angry enough
TV marathon I could watch all day: Always Funny in Philadelphia
Something most don't know about me: I'm a professional water-skier
Real men don't: play baseball
I lose my cool when: i play Longmeadow
What should just go away: Baseball
The best part about being on the Cranx: Playing lacrosse during the summerPhilosophy of life: You can only play as good as you look
My Cranx motto: Show up so Robo doesn't text me
