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“These refs were just awful" he lamented. "They (Shocker players) were talking (bleep) all game—we're the ones who held back. If the ref is gonna call me for politely disagreeing with him, then he needs to flag all those Shocker punks for talking the trash they were talking. If not, those refs need a new pastime…I’d recommend Jenny Craig.”
Taking advantage of Paige’s 2-minute penalty, Shocker made it 5-3 to start the second. Attempting to slow the pace down a little, the Cranx held the ball well on their next two possessions, both times resulting in goals. Roberts corralled a rebounded shot and put it in, and then Justin Bard found the net unassisted two minutes later to tie the game 5-5. But once again, Shocker would take away that momentum, scoring late in the period to take the halftime lead at 6-5.
Paige, who may have played his last game in a Cranx uniform, added, “We’re a team that’s not getting any younger. We’ll look to find some really good college players to help us out. We’re just a couple pieces away from a championship caliber team.” The ninth year veteran has accepted a high-powered job in
Westfield
Shocker 4 2 3 4
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Upset upsetting for Glastonbury
The Westfield Cranx played with that same script-like philosophy Tuesday night. Except instead of five players, it was 10…on a lacrosse field. The Cranxmen made a 180-degree turnaround from their previous game, a 14-6 drubbing at the hands of
Glastonbury 0 1 3 1
Assists: Funaro 3, Roberts, Bard, Sondrini, Martin
























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Bees go Down, Without a Net
Cranx show no mercy against East Longmeadow, 23- 7
July 9, 2007
It comes with no surprise that the start of the game would be featuring an impressive goal from
The second quarter would not be as eventful for
Westfield 6 5 7 5
East Longmeadow 2 0 2 3
Scoring: Goals: Bard 7, Cherry 6, Hoffman 3, Roberts 3, Gaylord 2, Garvey, Sondrini
Goalie Saves: Hoffman 14
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36 fans were lucky enough to see the incredible display at Westfield’s home field.....Despite the dozens of beautiful women across Italy begging for John Funaro to stay with them, we all anticipate the return of the famed Cranx Vet and his stories form afar.....Any Cranx fans out there are encouraged to bring any memorabilia they may want signed by Hall of Famer Will Pierce for Tuesday’s game against South Hadley..... As Award- winning columnist Buck Naeked travels to parts unknown any Questions, Comments, Concerns can be sent to Bostman25@yahoo.com or posted on the Cranx Guestbook








Mad Dawg, Bad Dawg
Westfield puts down Mad Dawg 16-4
July 4, 2007
(Somers) The Cranx take the field with surprisingly high spirits considering the massacre they suffered against Shocker on the next field over just days prior. “It’s the holiday tomorrow so these guys have BBQ and beer on the brain,” say Chris Roberts, “I would enjoy my 4th of July much more coming off a win.” That is exactly what happened with the Cranx offense destroying Mad Dawg 16- 4. The
Cranx wasted no time taking a lead with go- to midfielder Zack Sondrini drawing first blood followed by another bullet from Justin Bard. Mad Dawg had a few unsuccessful attempts at keeping the ball to look for an opportunity; Cranx defense would allow no such thing. Midfielders would be lucky to make it to the box line before being axed by one of the many defensive threats. The first quarter was closed out with attackman Jay Vantassle stepping up and putting a goal in followed by an assist to Adam Cherry leaving the Cranx ahead 4- 0. While the excitement starts to build on the field the fans were greeted by a permanent resident of Pinney Field. The cow, that will remain nameless, seem to there to simply enjoy the game just as everyone else. Later on the cow’s true intentions would come into sight.
Cranx were up 8- 1 at the beginning of the third and it seemed the events of the first half only fueled the fire that is the Cranx. “I don’t know about you but that cow is up to no good,” says midfielder Ant Spagnoli, “I’m keeping my wits about me now. I am not being fooled, not again.” Bard would assist Robo for the first goal of the third and earn himself three more for the game totaling five. Sondrini beamed one more in before Mad Dawg could get themselves two goals in the third. The forth quarter would leave Mad Dawg down 12- 3.
No big surprises in the forth quarter as far as scoring. Bard, Roberts, and Vantassle would all have goals and a few nice looking assists from Borsari, Cherry, once again Roberts. What threw a wrench a works though was not a wrench at all, but that blasted cow again. It was back and it was clearly a Mad Dawg fan. The beast casually walked on to the field halting all play and leaving everyone wondering what to do next. Cranx could not claim their victory until the cow was gone. Their were many failed attempts to take control but in the end the cow left on it’s own merit. Once the cow caught word of the score being 16- 4, she knew there was nothing she could do and slowly went to the parking lot. The Cranx walk away the victors and await their home game against the Killer Bees.
Mad Dawg 0 1 2 1
Scoring
Goals: Bard 5, Roberts 3, Vantassle 3, Cherry 2, Sondrini 2, Carpenter
Assists: Bard 3, Roberts 2, Cherry 2, Carpenter, Sondrini, Vantassle
Goalie Saves
Hoffman 14
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Cranx fall short…again
Shocker takes 13- 10 victory over Cranx
July 3, 2007
(Somers) Many amazing things can happen at the lacrosse field of dreams and the Cranx were hoping a win would be one of them. Unfortunately Shocker had other plans. The Cranx continued this season’s theme with many missing at game time and sluggish play early on to give Shocker everything they need to walk away victorious. Fans were kept in suspense all four quarters with the Cranx battling tooth and nail to stay on the heals of the powerhouse team. Apparently player/ coach Chris Roberts doesn’t grade on effort, “That was a tough one. We all have things to work on for next week.” With a record at .500 for the second time this season the Cranx enter next week bruised and beaten.
The first quarter was the ugliest with Shocker taking an early 5-2 lead. It seemed goal after goal came before the Cranx defense knew that the game even started. “The hole time we knew we had to change something” says defensive captain Mike Burque “we just didn’t know what that was.” Offense was also far from it’s strongest with missing players and a very physical Shocker defense thwarting the attack. “Those guys like to go to the body, especially mine! HaHa” says Justin Bard who only managed 2 goals and 2 assists for the day, surprisingly low stats for the dominating midfielder. The same could be said for many others, except one.
Although the loss leaves a bad taste in everyone’s mouth the was a personal battle won today. Cranx’s famed veteran Matty Richards scored a goal for the Cranx late in the game shattering the many rumors that he had nothing left. After the game and celebrating (or as much celebrating as one would find after a hard loss on the road) Matt Richards was found and asked to comment. “……..(awkward silence)………Hey, where’s Johnny? Does anybody know where Johnny is?”
The third quarter would show some promise with many of the missing arriving and tactics changed to dilute the potent Shocker offense. “It seemed like there was way too much going on right in front of the crease. Hoffman wasn’t even getting a chance,” Says Roberts who made the decision to lock off one of Shocker’s most lethal attack. “It worked for a while but it was too little too late.” Shocker would continue to fire goals in the net despite efforts by Cherry and Sondrini to minimize the lead with some lasers of their own. By the end of the game the Cranx were out of time and ideas and left with long drive home.
Shocker 5 2 3 3
Scoring
Goals: Roberts 3, Bard 2, Vantassle 2, Cherry, Richards, Sondrini
Assists: Bard 2, Roberts 2
Goalie Saves
Hoffman 17
Dogs Stolen
Richards 0
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Cranx Burn em Up
Cranx offense scorches Longmeadow, 19 to 6
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With a blazing hot sun overhead the game starts with the majority of key players missing. Despite yet another depleted roster the Cranx draw first blood with a goal from Justin Bard assisted by Joe Martin. This would just set the pace and theme for the rest of the game. One of the new rising stars at midfield Craig Carpenter would find the net next with his relentless ferocity on the field. Player/coach Chris Roberts found his spot in the offensive onslaught firing one in from yet another feed from Joe Martin. Bard would ring up another goal with an assist from Matty Richards, leaving the door open for Chris Roberts to put on more in before the end of the quarter.
Amongst the missing there were faces that have not been seen as of late and were welcomed back. Hank Casagrande returned from his military obligations and flipped the switch from providing freedom to dominating attackmen. With Lancer attackmen at the mercy of the Cranx close defenders a hole was found within the midfield.
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Scoring
Goals: Vantassle 5, Bard 4, Cherry 4, Roberts 4, Bosari, Carpenter
Assists: Bard 4, Martin 2, Roberts 2, Bosari, Gaylord, Richards, Sondrini, Spagnoli
Goalie Saves
Hoffman 12
Dietert 1
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With the sun being almost as hot as the Cranx players themselves an impressive 37 fans came to support the team.....We welcome Hank Casagrande back to the team and thank him for all that he does.....An award will be given to Craig Carpenter for getting a girls phone number at the westwood while wearing a sleeveless T..... As Award- winning columnist Buck Naeked travels to parts unknown any Questions, Comments, Concerns can be sent to Bostman25@yahoo.com or posted on the Cranx Guestbook








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2007 Westfield Cranx Roster
No. Player Position Year
1 Nick Bonavita M 6 4 Matt Hoffman* G 8 5 Matt Richards M 10 6 Chris Strycharz M 10 7 Rich Borsari LSM 3
8 Craig Carpenter M 2
9 John Funaro* A 23 10 Mike Burque* D 11 14 Anthony Dimaio A 2 14 Kevin Clark M 7 16 Chris Roberts* A 21 17 Anthony Spagnoli M 8 18 Adam Cherry A 6 21 Justin Bard M 3 24 Geoff Moore D 8 25 Ansel Garvey D R 27 Joe Martin M R 26 Dave Metcalf D 7 28 Paul Fenwick A 7 29 Chris Paige D 9 31 Zach Sondrini M 3 35 Jay Vantassel A 3 36 Hank Casagrande D 5 38 Justin Bost D 2 43 Jeff Baillargeon M 2 46 Jim Crean LSM 4 47 Ryan Dietert G R 49 Todd Young D R
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