Robo's Rants
Subscribe to our NewsletterYou've seen him. You know who he is. He's the man. The hub that holds together the most provocative spokes that is the wheel of Cranx.
Player. Coach. General Manager.
The guy who has put the Westfield franchise into a glorified and elite status.
The architect of a team so reliant on his presence, his name is mentioned in comparitive terms to Jones, Halas, and Steinbrenner.
You may have only known who he is.
Now, you'll be able to come to know Chris Roberts from the words of the man himself, as we present:
Robo's Rants....
Player. Coach. General Manager.
The guy who has put the Westfield franchise into a glorified and elite status.
The architect of a team so reliant on his presence, his name is mentioned in comparitive terms to Jones, Halas, and Steinbrenner.
You may have only known who he is.
Now, you'll be able to come to know Chris Roberts from the words of the man himself, as we present:
Robo's Rants....
"I don't just want players who play on the team. I want TEAMMATES."
"Maybe some of our guys are being paid by the other team."
"Listen to what Johnny says, not the way he says it."
"I swear the hands on a clock move faster around than Johnny circling the cage."
"Just because I own a lacrosse equipment store doesn't mean I know everything about lacrosse...but almost everything."
"On this team, there is no such thing as individual players having girlfriends. All girlfriends are property of Cranx Incorporated."
"How many more concussions does Burkee have to suffer before we can finally make him play goal permanently?"
(After the Simsbury Dutch Masters game...)
"What was the final score?"
"What was the final score?"
"What was the final score?"
"What was the final score?"
"What was the final score (x10)?"
