Corvino steps his game up

May 23, 2013

Has anyone else noticed a sudden rise in play of Addicted point guard Nick Corvino? Outside the lines was curious where this sharp increase came from so we decided to follow him for a few days to study his training regimen. After very little activity we have finally discovered the secret, he has been secretly going to the Camp Hope in the middle of the night and Perkisizing. Being led by his trainer Lars, he is frequently heard yelling, "I'm feeling skinny Tony!". This would explain the recent buddy system Addicted has been playing, and why they have been a little lighter on their feet. This leads me to ask, are the Islanders really the team of the future Nick?