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| "The ROCKET" WHEREitALLhappens April 16, 2008 1:26:14 AM Entry ID: 1369657 | THURSDAY WE HARPOON THE WHALE WITH THE INTENSITY OF OUR MOST SAVAGE "SHOCK & AWE" CAPABILITIES. THE AVALANCHE WILL STORM DOWN THE MOUNTAIN WITH NO DISREGARD FOR WHOM OR WHAT IT MAULS IN ITS PATH! WE GO FOR THE KNOCK-OUT IN THE FIRST ROUND, CLAW AWAY AT AND RIP OUT THEIR JUGULARS AND SMEAR THE BLOOD AT CENTER ICE AND PAINTING OUR LOGO WITH IT! A DAY LATER WHEN THE CROWS HAVE EATEN THE CARCASSES AND EVIDENCE OF COMPLETE CARNAGE AND HUMILIATION OF THE WHALE, WE WILL RETURN TO GRIND THE BONES INTO SPEAR HEADS TO USE IN OUR NEXT CONQUEST! MAY THEIR SOULS REST IN ETERNITY AS THE AVS PILLAGE, DESTROY, AND PARTAKE IN THE LARGEST BLOOD-LUST FESTIVAL EVER KNOWN TO MODERN MAN!!!!! ---YOUR CAPTAIN |
| Lois Lane Reporter Daily Planet April 14, 2008 11:35:27 AM Entry ID: 1368323 | There is a new buzz on the streets, and the Avalanche is the word!! A tie!! The Avalanche fans are in amazement at the showdown that took place last Thursday. " I couldn't believe the intensity of the game," said an on-looker. The across-the-rink goal scored by Mark Matarainen was the highlight of the game. A skill level unmatched by many! Still, the anticipation mounts as Thursday approaches. Will the Avalanche grab another victory? Or will they fall from grace with a lose to the Whalers? Only Fate knows for sure! But this reporter is rooting for the Best "C" Division puck team to grace the Z-Rink floor... The one and only...AVALANCHE!!! |
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Long-Dong-Rocket-Man
InYourChixBedroomsVille, USA April 4, 2008 10:30:32 PM Entry ID: 1362407 | A "W" is a "W", and we all play and feel like "ass" every now and again, except for Dave who likes to "feel" ass--but anyhoo, your new head-gear is slammin' "Iceman" be ready for Romania next week; we can't overlook em'! El Rocketero Capitan del Equipo Avalanche! |
| THE ICEMAN SHOULDBEHOMEINBEDTOWN, USA April 4, 2008 6:20:31 AM Entry ID: 1361851 | WELL THANKFULLY PRICE MCGINNIS ALLEN MATARAINEN JACOBS LECLAIR GORALNIK AND OF COURSE THE ROCKET WERE ABLE TO PRODUCE TONIGHT......SORRY GUYS I FELT LIKE ASS MOST OF THE GAME. FELT LIKE I WAS SKATING IN MUD. GOOD JOB IN FRONT OF ME GUYS. |
| DEWEY CHEATUM AVS FRONT OFFICE March 27, 2008 6:47:17 AM Entry ID: 1356706 | AS THE TEAMS ATTORNEY, I WOULD FIRST LIKE TO CLEAR THE GOOD NAME OF TOM BRISSETT. MY CLIENT WAS NEVER HOOKED ON VAGISIL OR BOTOX. HE HAS EXPIEREMENTED WITH BOTH BUT NEVER HAD ANY PRLONGED USE. HE WAS TREATED AND RELEASED FROM A CLINIC IN DALLAS TEXAS IN 1994 FOR KY JELLY ABUSE. AFTER HAVING HIS STOMACH PUMPED 20 TIMES, ALL OUR CLIENT WOULD SAY BEFORE BEING ADMITTED TO A "SUBSTANCE" ABUSE PROGRAM WAS " BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD WITH PEANUT BUTTER ON WHITE BREAD". AS FOR THE JUSTIN AND BRITNEY "INCIDENT", YES THEY WERE SEEN TOGETHER, BUT THERE IS NOTHING BETWEEN THEM. WE ARE STILL INVESTIGATING AND HOPEFULLY CLEARING HIS NAME OF A CONNECTION WITH KEVIN FEDERLINE. THANK YOU |
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The Time Raider
Hartford March 20, 2008 7:05:11 AM Entry ID: 1351470 | You guys really are playing at 5:30, 7:30. and 9:30. Just wanted to let you know!! |
| ESPN...The Magazine Brstol,Ct March 9, 2008 6:40:44 PM Entry ID: 1344098 | Friday 6:00 pm EST was a tough time for Captain Ray Malinosky, having called a press conference to speak to the media about the Avalanche, there devastating loss in the finals to House Brothers, the upcoming tournament and season. Malinosky simply said of the loss," We again were half alanche and it showed. We have a full team and we run it up to 6 or 7 to zip at the break. The Iceman played good but again let in that one or two that should not get through but we dont place the blame on anyone member. WE ARE A TEAM....WE WIN AND LOSE AS A UNIT." The rest of the conference was spent talking about the upcoming Spring warmup, season followed by the Polish Kielbasa fest. |
| ESPN...Thr Magazine Bristol, Ct March 6, 2008 10:36:25 PM Entry ID: 1342151 | Its over and once again hockey fans the Avalanche are snake bitten. Despite taking an early 1-0 lead, the boys from Waterbury, minus Brian McGinnis for the first 10 minutes of the game, were matched goal for goal, and at one point found themselves trailing by two. However, as always the Avs battled back to tie the game, forcing overtime. With seconds remaining in OT, a shot on net found the smallest of openings on netminder Tom Brissett, and the House Brothers took the Roller C division title 7-6. We will have more to come from the Avalanche camp to follow as Capt Ray Malinosky has set a press conference for tommorrow at 600 pm est. |
| ESPN...THE MAGAZINE BRISTOL,CT March 5, 2008 5:22:44 PM Entry ID: 1341056 | OK SPORTS FANS AND YOU ROLLER HOCKEY JUNKIES, IT IS ON. YOU KNOW THE TEAMS, YOU LOVE THE RIVALARY, AND MOST OF ALL YOU MUST HAVE THIS EPIC BATTLE...THATS RIGHT ITS THE HOUSE BROTHERS VS THE AVALANCHE. IT HAPPENS THIS THURSDAY NIGHT AT 7:00 AT THE Z-RINK AND WE WILL HAVE LIVE UPDATES THROUGHOUT THE GAME. IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE WILL TALK TO THE CHAMPS AND ALSO THE LESS FORTUNATE. |
| "The ROCKET" Lakeland, Minn.--Avs' Training Facility February 22, 2008 8:30:34 PM Entry ID: 1331486 | Dear ESPN, The Magazine journalist--nice cover story on the boyz! We dont play for the money, the fame, the topless nappy-headed hoes, no, we play for the love of the game! Your language usage, spelling, word choice, and grammar give your identity away, but for now, I'll keep the little "anonymous" secret on "ice"....to be cont'd (the Teacher)...KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK ON THE COVER STORY! |
| ESPN...THE MAGAZINE BRISTOL,CT February 22, 2008 2:04:34 PM Entry ID: 1331225 | PART 5 THE AVS STORY; FROM THE HOOD TO HEARTBREAK! DESPITE THEIR STORIED HISTORY AT WDC, THE AVS, BEING THE TWO TIME AND LAST CHAMPIONS OF THE ROLLER C DIVISION AT THE NOW DEFUNCT RINK, HAVE BEEN SNAKE BITTEN IN THERE PREVIOUS TWO TRIES AT Z-RINK GLORY. AS LIQUID LIGHTNING, THE TEAM LOOKED UNBEATABLE UNTIL THEY MET UP WITH THE FIRE ANTS. MATT ZUBA SINGLE HANDED BEAT THE AVS/LL CREW 10-6. THE SECOND ATTEMPT CAME AGAINST JIMMY STICKHANDLE. AGAIN GOING INTO THE FINALS, THE AVS LOOKED UNBEATABLE. HOWEVER, A VERY SHAKY FIRST PERIOD FOUND THEM TRAILING BY 6, 8-2. THE AVS MUSTERED UP A STRONG SECOND PERIOD ANSWERING WITH 6 GOALS BUT RAN OUT OF GAS AND SURRENDERED TWO MORE TO FALL 10-8. THE SAME SCENARIO TO BE PLAYED OUT OR WILL THE AVS FINALLY EARN THE TITLE OF LEAGUE CHAMPIONS THAT CAPTAIN RAY MALINOSKY AND HIS TROOPS DESERVE. ESPN THE MAGAZINE WRITER..... A. NONYMOUS |
| ESPN...THE MAGAZINE BRISTOL,CT February 22, 2008 1:00:25 PM Entry ID: 1331178 | THE AVS STORY, FROM THE GHETTOS TO GLORY? CONTINUES. JUSTIN GORALNIK; THIS YOUNG MAN JOINED THE AVALANCHE SQUAD DURING THE TEAMS FIRST EVER NUTMEG GAMES IN 2005. HIS CHEMISTRY WITH THE REST OF THE AVS WAS APPARANT IMMEDIATELY. HIS UNIQUE SKATING STYLE, GRITTY WITH A TOUCH OF FLARE, MAKES HIM A SCORING THREAT AT ANY TIME WHILE HE IS ON THE RINK. GREG JACOBS; TO SAY THAT THIS YOUNG MAN BRINGS A WAY DIFFERENT STYLE OF PLAY TO THE RINK IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. HIS HARD NOSED PLAY IN FRONT OF THE NET EARNED HIM A "AGGRESSOR" TITLE WHILE PLAYING AT THE NOW DEFUNCT WDC. SINCE MAKING THE MOVE TO GLASTONBURY, JACOBS HAS MELLOWED DOWN A BIT, NO LONGER THE AGGRIVATOR OF GOALIES, BUT A SOLID TWO WAY PLAYER, GOING IN ON BOTH OFFENSE AND DEFENSE. CHRIS BABCOCK; SPEED SPEED SPEED. THAT SUMS UP THIS YOUNG GUN ON DEFENSE. HIS INCREDIBLE ABILITY TO CATCH UP ON A BACK CHECK LEAVES OPPOSING PLAYERS SPEECHLESS. THEN TO TURN AROUND, BREAK INTO THE OPPOSING TEAMS ZONE AND LET FLY EITHER HIS NASTY WRIST SHOT OR QUICK SLAPPER, MOST OF THE TIME RIGHT ON NET MAKES BABCOCK A THREAT FROM ANYWHERE ON THE RINK. BRIAN MCINNIS; THE LAST OF THE YOUNG GUNS AND PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST SKILLED PLAYERS THE AVS HAVE. HIS SLAP SHOTS ARE HARD, NOT ALWAYS ACCURATE, BUT STILL INTIMIDATING. HE STICK HANDLES WITH THE BEST OF THE BEST, AND CAN RIP A WRIST SHOT OFF FROM VIRTUALLY ANY ANGLE. WHEN THIS YOUNG MAN HAS HIS GAME IN HIGH GEAR, EVERYONE, BOTH PLAYING FOR AND AGAINST HIM, STANDS UP AND TAKES NOTICE. PART 5 TO FOLLOW |
| ESPN...THE MAGAZINE BRISTOL, CT February 22, 2008 7:35:14 AM Entry ID: 1330970 | THE AVALANCHE QUEST FOR DESTINY PART 3: MARK MATARAINEN; THIS YOUNG GUN FROM THE BACKWOODS OF NORTHWEST CT PLAYS DEFENSE WITH A GRIT AND DETERMINATION LIKE NO OTHER. THE PUCK GOES TO THE CORNER AND 99% OF TIME, NO MATTER HOW BIG OR SMALL THE OPPOSITION, MATARAINEN COMES OUT WITH IT. COUPLE THIS WITH A BLISTERING SLAPSHOT,MATARAINAN, LIKE A VINTAGE BOTTLE OF WINE, JUST GETS BETTER WITH AGE. DAVE LECLAIR; ANOTHER YOUNG GUN ON DEFENSE, LECLAIR CAN PLAY FORWARD OR DEFENSE WITH A FINNESE AND STYLE NOT SEEN AT ANY RINK IN A LONG TIME. HE STICK HANDLES WITH THE BEST OF THE BEST, SNIPERS OFF A NASTY WRIST SHOT, AND HAS A GREAT BACK CHECKING ABILITY. LECAIR, MUCH LIKE THE REST OF THE "YOUTH" MOVEMENT ON THE AVS, WILL ONLY STRENGTHEN THIS ALREADY SOLID CORE OF PLAYERS. TOM BRISSETT; THE OTHER ELDER STATESMAN OF THE TEAM, THIS GOALTENDER PLAYS HIS POSITION IN THE MOST UNOROTHDOX WAY. COMBINING BUTTERFLY WITH HIS OWN MODIFIED STYLE, BRISSETT HAS A QUICK GLOVE HAND, A GREAT EYE FOR READING THE PLAY AS IT DEVELOPS, AND FOR HIS SIZE, UNIQUE AGILITY. COME PLAYOFF TIME, THIS OLD MAN IN NET IS A FORCE TO RECKONED WITH. LOOK FOR PART 4 OF THE AVS STORY LATER TODAY |
| ESPN....THE MAGAZINE BRISTOL,CT February 21, 2008 4:54:32 PM Entry ID: 1330539 | THE AVALANCHE STORY PART 2 RAY MALINOSKY; A SEASONED VETERAN OF RINK WARS AT THE NOW DEFUNCT WDC IN WATERBURY, MALINOSKY BRINGS HIS VAST KNOWLEDGE OF THE TRUE SPORT OF HOCKEY, ALONG WITH PURE GRIT AND DETERMINATION TO EVERY AVS GAME JARED ALLEN; IN A WORD.....AWESOME! TO WATCH ALLEN SKATE AND STICKHANDLE IS MORE THAN A THING OF BEAUTY, BUT MORE A MODERN ART MASTERPEICE. HE NOT ONLY BRINGS ALL THIS BUT HIS ABILITY TO CONTROL THE TEMPO OF ANY GAME SPEAKS GREAT VOLUME OF WHAT JARED ALLEN IS ALL ABOUT. STEVE PRICE; THE YOUTH MOVEMENT OF THE AVALANCHE OFFENSE COMES FROM THE NOW 22 YEAR OLD SHEPAUG HIGH AND WESTERN CT STATE UNIVERSITY GRADUATE. PRICE CAN CARRY THE PUCK THRU RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC, COME OUT UNSCATCHED AND FIND THE BACK OF THE NET. PART 3 TO FOLLOW |
| ESPN...THE MAGAZINE BRISTOL, CT February 21, 2008 11:02:00 AM Entry ID: 1330318 | THE TEAM: THE AVALANCHE THE SEASON: WINTER 2007-08 THE PLACE: Z-RINK, GLASTONBURY, CT GRIZZLY VETERAN RAY MALINOSKY LEADS HIS TEAM INTO A FAMILIAR BATTLE, ROLLER C DIVISION PLAYOFFS AND ANOTHER CHANCE TO SEAL THE LEGACY KNOW AS AVALANCHE ROLLER HOCKEY. IF YOU HAVE FOLLOWED ROLLER HOCKEY IN CT ONE TEAM SUMS UP GREATNESS, THE AVS. HOWEVER IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS EXPIERENCE, THEN LETS MEET THE AVS, THE MEN WHO PLAN ON BRINGING A TITLE BACK TO WATERBURY,CT ,HOME OF THE CAPTAIN, RAY MALINOSKY............ TO BE CONTINUED |
| Dr. Isaac Mendel Avs Psychiatric/ substance Abuse Staff February 17, 2008 11:40:12 PM Entry ID: 1327914 | Dear Captain Rocket: It is my professional opinion that it's not too late if you'd still like the help and attend our "reality" awareness sessions. We can even do the word association game and that thing with the electrodes! Dr. I. Mendel |
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Capt. Rocket (El Capitan Rocketero)
H20bury via Republica Dominicana February 17, 2008 2:12:53 AM Entry ID: 1327471 | SO YOU BOYS THINK YOU CAN TIE NORWAY AND WIN THE GOLD MEDAL IN LAKE PLACID??? WELL, YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN'! WE FACE ROMANIA IN THE SEMIS AND WE CAN'T OVERLOOK 'EM! THE LEGS FEED THE WOLF GENTLEMEN AND A SORE LEG IS A HELLUVA LONG WAY FROM THE HEART YOU CANDY-ASSES! AND RIZZO, YOU BETTER START HITTIN' THE BACK OF THE NET OR THE ONLY THING YOU'LL BE RIDIN' IS THE BENCH; AND DON'T THINK I WONT DO IT! BRISSETT, WHO DO YOU PLAY FOR??? THE NAME ON THE FRONT OF YOUR JERSEY IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE ONE ON THE BACK! AGAIN!...AGAIN!...AGAIN!...WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF YOU, "I'LL PLAY THOSE RANGERS!"...I HEARD HE WAS SKATIN' THE RIVER....AND EVERY TEAM NEEDS A THUMPER! LET'S WIN IT FOR DEAD BAILEY...THWAP, THWAP, THWAP,...I'LL GIVE YOU A THWAP!!! I'LL BE YOUR COACH, NIOT YOUR FRIEND...IF YOU NEED ONE OF THOSE, YOU CAN TAKE IT UP WITH DOC OR CRAIG! ONLY 20 OF YOU ARE GOING TO LAKE PLACID AND IF YOU GIVE ME 99%, YOU'LL MAKE MY JOB ALOT EASIER! SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME WHY I SHOULDN'T GIVE THIS KID A HELL OF A LOOK! WHAT ABOUT YOU CONEHEADS---PASS--SHOOT--SCORE--YEAH, PASS, SHOOT, AND SCORE...OR IS THAT JUST A BIT OFF YOUR RADAR??? |
| THE ICEMAN January 25, 2008 11:45:58 AM Entry ID: 1312948 | IM CAN SAY THAT HAVING THE BEST DEFENSE AND INCREDIBLE OFFENSE IN FRONT OF ME IS ............FABULOUSSSSSSSSSS. THANKS FOR PICKING ME UP LAST NIGHT BOYS....EVERY ONE CONTRIBUTED AND THE WIN WAS WHAT COUNTS THE MOST... ICEMAN |
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ANONymous PsYcHo AvS FaN
Moosedung, SK January 4, 2008 11:30:32 PM Entry ID: 1299000 | HeY Avs i HopE YooZ GuYz PhUckIn' MAUL Dose WhAlErS NExt WeEk!! ThEy OnlY HavE oNe SkaTer AnD A GoAliE OlDer ThaN my OvErAulS---ThAtS HaRd To BeLiEvE!!! SenD DoSe LooZers BacK DowN to F DiviSion wIth A MeRcY WiN, eh! ClArKe |
| AVALANCHE FRONT OFFICE Innsbruck, Austria November 19, 2007 1:31:33 PM Entry ID: 1262129 | MESSAGE TO ICEMAN: TWO WORDS TO REMEMBER: #1 The Alamo and #2 Joe Torre |
| THE ICEMAN November 12, 2007 1:26:39 PM Entry ID: 1255870 | WOW....I OWE YOU GUYS IN THE PLAYOFFS BIG TIME AFTER THAT SOUR PERFORMANCE.....I PROMISE I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU |
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"El Rocketero"
AvsWillBeBackVille, USA September 7, 2007 11:11:03 PM Entry ID: 1202568 | Hey guys...tough tourny and tough C-finals. We did our best considering the lack of man and fire power. Good season overall, ... "El Rocketero" aka "The Rocket" aka "The Razor" aka "BiGG DADDIE LONG-STROKE" |
| Machisimo--El Rocketero Bavaro, Republica >Dominicana August 16, 2007 2:37:43 PM Entry ID: 1184809 | Hola--Buenos tardes amigos! On the resort, I was able to use a computer for a slight fee--so I'm just writing to say hello. Good luck with the game tonight, i wish i could be there because i have to suffer here with 85 degree weather, palm trees, bikinis, thongs, and topless mamacitas galore!!!! See ya' soon! "The Rocket".....ps, now call me "El Rocketero" |
| El Capitano "ThE RoCKeT" BiGPiMpin', USA August 10, 2007 7:55:22 AM Entry ID: 1180254 | Excellent efforts boyz, gotta' luv those double-header SWEEEEPS! Congrats Tommy on the SHUTOUT! Good luck next week.....I'll be in the Sunny-topless Dominican Republic...Ay Carumba, que bueno! My Asst. Capitano Mark "Malik" Matarainen and Sir Jared of Allen will be in charge during my absence. Chris will also be away, so Mark, Steve, Dave, Greg, Brian, Tyler, and Tommy bring home the gold and win one for the old-Rocket GIMP-er..er..uh..I mean "Gipper"...GO AVS...ps, Tommy, that GAA is shrinking--keep up the good work and get #22!!!!! Peace-out, EL ROCKETERO ~~~~~))))))))> |
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Killingworth Guppies
Killingworth, CT August 3, 2007 3:48:55 PM Entry ID: 1175689 | Hey Guys, Cool website! Looks like you're having a great season. We were just wondering if you guys would like to link up our sites. Our address is below: www.killingworth-guppies.com Best of Luck the rest of the way!! |
